Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillain cast vicariously as both victim and villain by vicissitudes of fate. This visage no meere veneer of vanity. Is a vestige of the vox populi. Now vacant vanished. however this valorous visitation of a bygone vexatation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently viscious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance: a vendetta. Held as a votive. Not in vain. For that value and veracity shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Verily. This vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose. So it's very good to meet you. And you can call me Vittorio. :D
